പിണറായിക്ക് കിട്ടിയതും, കടവൂരിനു കിട്ടാത്തതും, മലബാര്‍ കാന്‍സര്‍ സെന്റ്ററിനെ തട്ടിയതും, cbi പൊട്ടിച്ചതും, അച്ചുമ്മാന്‍ പറയാത്തതും...
എന്ത്?
ലാവിലിന്‍ കമ്മിഷന്‍ .....
വാല്‍കഷ്ണം: കാര്‍ത്തികേയനു കിട്ടിയതില്‍ നിന്നു കുറച്ചു കടവൂരിനു കൊടുത്തതാണെന്ങ്കില്‍് , പിന്നെ ഈ വര്‍ഗീയവാദികളായ BJP കാരെ ആര് വിശ്വസിക്കാന്‍ ?
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
ഭരണഘടനയും പാര്ട്ടിയും
കോഴിയും, മുട്ടയും മൂപ്പിളമ പ്രശ്നം....
കോഴിയാണെന്നു അമ്മാവന്‍ ചേകവരും, മുട്ടയാണെന്നു മരുമക്കളും...
മരുമകന്‍ അശ്ലീല മന്ത്രി സ്വതസിദ്ധമായ ശൈലിയില്‍ പറഞ്ഞു..... മുട്ടയില്ലെന്‍കില്‍ ഈ ക്രിമികീടം കൊത്തി തിന്നുന്ന കുക്കുടന്മാര്‍ എവിടെ ചെന്നു അട വയ്ക്കും ....?
കോഴിക്കു വേണ്ടി വാദിക്കാന്‍ തുളുനാടന്‍ ചേകവന്മാര്‍
മാത്രമെ അമ്മാവന്‍ ചെകവരോട് കൂടെ ഉള്ളു...
ഇന്ദ്രപ്രസ്ഥത്തില്‍ ഈ വരുന്ന ഫെബ്രുവരി പതിനാലിന് നടക്കുന്ന പ്രശ്നം വയ്ക്കലില്‍്,
പ്രശസ്ത ജ്യോത്സ്യന്‍ കാരാട്ട് മനക്കല്‍ സൂര്യന്‍ തിരുമേനിയുടെ മുഖ്യ കാര്‍മികത്വത്തില്‍
നടക്കുന്ന ദൈവഞ്ഞ്നന്മാര്ടെ സദസ്സ് ഈ പ്രശ്നത്തിനു ഒരു ഉത്തരം കണ്ടു പിടിക്കും എന്ന് കരുതുന്നു.
പ്രശ്നത്തില്‍ തെളിഞ്ഞു വരുന്ന പരിഹാരം ചെയ്തില്ലെന്കില്‍
കൊഴിചേകവന്മാരും മുട്ടചേകവന്മാരും പരസ്പരം വെട്ടി, ഒരാള്‍ വീരമൃത്യു
വരിക്കാനും സാധ്യത ഉണ്ട്...
കോഴിയാണെന്നു അമ്മാവന്‍ ചേകവരും, മുട്ടയാണെന്നു മരുമക്കളും...
മരുമകന്‍ അശ്ലീല മന്ത്രി സ്വതസിദ്ധമായ ശൈലിയില്‍ പറഞ്ഞു..... മുട്ടയില്ലെന്‍കില്‍ ഈ ക്രിമികീടം കൊത്തി തിന്നുന്ന കുക്കുടന്മാര്‍ എവിടെ ചെന്നു അട വയ്ക്കും ....?
കോഴിക്കു വേണ്ടി വാദിക്കാന്‍ തുളുനാടന്‍ ചേകവന്മാര്‍
മാത്രമെ അമ്മാവന്‍ ചെകവരോട് കൂടെ ഉള്ളു...
ഇന്ദ്രപ്രസ്ഥത്തില്‍ ഈ വരുന്ന ഫെബ്രുവരി പതിനാലിന് നടക്കുന്ന പ്രശ്നം വയ്ക്കലില്‍്,
പ്രശസ്ത ജ്യോത്സ്യന്‍ കാരാട്ട് മനക്കല്‍ സൂര്യന്‍ തിരുമേനിയുടെ മുഖ്യ കാര്‍മികത്വത്തില്‍
നടക്കുന്ന ദൈവഞ്ഞ്നന്മാര്ടെ സദസ്സ് ഈ പ്രശ്നത്തിനു ഒരു ഉത്തരം കണ്ടു പിടിക്കും എന്ന് കരുതുന്നു.
പ്രശ്നത്തില്‍ തെളിഞ്ഞു വരുന്ന പരിഹാരം ചെയ്തില്ലെന്കില്‍
കൊഴിചേകവന്മാരും മുട്ടചേകവന്മാരും പരസ്പരം വെട്ടി, ഒരാള്‍ വീരമൃത്യു
വരിക്കാനും സാധ്യത ഉണ്ട്...
Thursday, January 8, 2009
New year resolution: Be a fool
January 2009
Happy foolish year to 1.1 billion people of India
We Indians are going to be fooled once again in the month of April (apt time) this year. We will go to polling booth to elect some weak leaders. Though we don’t elect weak leaders, the weak leaders will come through back door to power (Rajya Sabha) and rule us. Keeping the election in mind, our political leaders have turned against Pakistan to divert all the attention of the voters.
Our leaders, on behalf of India, ask Pakistan to hand over the criminals and terrorists who are hiding in Pakistan .
Suppose, Asif Ali Zardari is ready to hand over these terrorist to India and ask India the below questions. What will be our PM’s answer ?
Zardari: Can you detain them in custody ? Do you have provision in your law to detain them ?
PM: No, we cant detain them more than 24 hours. We found a solution for this also. We will send them to court with the escort of NSG, an elite troop of India. Sometimes our honorable judges will come to jail to extend their remand.
Zardari: Why don’t you have a law to keep them in jail until the trial completes so that these terrorists will not create any trouble to the public. ?
PM: We had a law called POTA to detain the terrorist until the trial completes. We have removed it from Book due to some pressure from pro-terrorist group of Inida.
Zardari: As you are concerned about the pro-terrorist vote bank group I am also concerned about the pro-taliban group of Pakistan, who don’t want to hand over these terrorists. So I have to rethink about handing over this terrorists.
PM: No you have to hand over because these terrorist have attacked our Economic capital. Even our big boss US says Pakistan terrorists are behind the attack. If you speak such a way, we will be forced to take action.
Zardari: Action…! What action ? Why don’t you take action against your cabinet colleague A R Antulay, who said the people behind this attack was Indian Hindu terrorist. You want me to take action against Pakistanis but don’t want to take action against culprits of your Parliament attack, you want to take action against me but you don’t want to take action against your own subordinate. So funny…
Anyway, Can you give an ideal punishment to these terrorist ?
PM: Not sure. I know why you are mentioning this now. Honorable Supreme court of India had given the judgment to hang the culprit of Parliament attack. But our kind Government has put the execution on hold. We, sometimes, don’t punish them on humanitarian ground if a vote bank is behind them. We didn’t support assassinators of Indira Gandhi. We will take a decision case by case.
Zardari: Can you ensure that these militants will not create trouble for other citizens. Like one episode which had occurred in 1999 ?
PM: See when terrorist hijacked the plane we were in opposition. We organised a rally in New Delhi against the then Government. We had pressurised the then government and they were under dilemma whether to release the terrorist to secure the hostages or to order for a commando attack. Since we are in power, nobody will pressurize us. See, you have seen this in Mumbai. The opposition also was supporting us.
Zardari: Oh I see. That means if any other party comes in power, you will put pressure on government to release these terrorists. Then why should I hand over them to you. Let them be in Pakistan only. At least they will die one day by American missile.
PM: That’s fine Mr. Zardari. I just want to tell something to eye wash Indian fools. They will forget the Mumbai attack after few days and our media will busy discussing election issues.
Wish you all a very wonderful 2009
Happy foolish year to 1.1 billion people of India
We Indians are going to be fooled once again in the month of April (apt time) this year. We will go to polling booth to elect some weak leaders. Though we don’t elect weak leaders, the weak leaders will come through back door to power (Rajya Sabha) and rule us. Keeping the election in mind, our political leaders have turned against Pakistan to divert all the attention of the voters.
Our leaders, on behalf of India, ask Pakistan to hand over the criminals and terrorists who are hiding in Pakistan .
Suppose, Asif Ali Zardari is ready to hand over these terrorist to India and ask India the below questions. What will be our PM’s answer ?
Zardari: Can you detain them in custody ? Do you have provision in your law to detain them ?
PM: No, we cant detain them more than 24 hours. We found a solution for this also. We will send them to court with the escort of NSG, an elite troop of India. Sometimes our honorable judges will come to jail to extend their remand.
Zardari: Why don’t you have a law to keep them in jail until the trial completes so that these terrorists will not create any trouble to the public. ?
PM: We had a law called POTA to detain the terrorist until the trial completes. We have removed it from Book due to some pressure from pro-terrorist group of Inida.
Zardari: As you are concerned about the pro-terrorist vote bank group I am also concerned about the pro-taliban group of Pakistan, who don’t want to hand over these terrorists. So I have to rethink about handing over this terrorists.
PM: No you have to hand over because these terrorist have attacked our Economic capital. Even our big boss US says Pakistan terrorists are behind the attack. If you speak such a way, we will be forced to take action.
Zardari: Action…! What action ? Why don’t you take action against your cabinet colleague A R Antulay, who said the people behind this attack was Indian Hindu terrorist. You want me to take action against Pakistanis but don’t want to take action against culprits of your Parliament attack, you want to take action against me but you don’t want to take action against your own subordinate. So funny…
Anyway, Can you give an ideal punishment to these terrorist ?
PM: Not sure. I know why you are mentioning this now. Honorable Supreme court of India had given the judgment to hang the culprit of Parliament attack. But our kind Government has put the execution on hold. We, sometimes, don’t punish them on humanitarian ground if a vote bank is behind them. We didn’t support assassinators of Indira Gandhi. We will take a decision case by case.
Zardari: Can you ensure that these militants will not create trouble for other citizens. Like one episode which had occurred in 1999 ?
PM: See when terrorist hijacked the plane we were in opposition. We organised a rally in New Delhi against the then Government. We had pressurised the then government and they were under dilemma whether to release the terrorist to secure the hostages or to order for a commando attack. Since we are in power, nobody will pressurize us. See, you have seen this in Mumbai. The opposition also was supporting us.
Zardari: Oh I see. That means if any other party comes in power, you will put pressure on government to release these terrorists. Then why should I hand over them to you. Let them be in Pakistan only. At least they will die one day by American missile.
PM: That’s fine Mr. Zardari. I just want to tell something to eye wash Indian fools. They will forget the Mumbai attack after few days and our media will busy discussing election issues.
Wish you all a very wonderful 2009
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
